So, back in December I got in a little accident and finally got my bumper fixed after about a month. I went to pick up my car today and there was an older "gentleman" (I use the term loosely) in there getting his '06 Mustang fixed. As I'm standing there the old man starts talking to this other kid, who recognized me from my job, and says:
"She must be a telephone operator, cuz she's got great lines!"
"She's got a body that goes for miles!" (something like that...he clearly messed it up)
and last but not least,
"She makes my liver quiver!"
Ok, old man, take a breather before your Viagra kicks in and we all get embarrassed.
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6 comments:
HAHAHA! Tear...
hahaha - oh my! i may have to pass those lines on to my bro when he gets home from the mish - he'll have a wife in no time!
so how did the first date go then? you did give him your # right? ahh, love at first sight.
hahahaha ONly you! These things always happen to you!
Hahaha thanks for a good laugh...liver quiver, REALLY?!
lol, just read this. wow.
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