I just heard a commercial on the radio for the Tan Factory, or something like that, that said tanning "Makes you look HEALTHIER, THINNER, makes your eyes BRIGHTER, and your teeth WHITER." And to think that all these years I've been wasting my time eating healthy, exercising, wearing glasses, and practicing proper dental hygiene when I could have just been tanning! Duh. I feel so foolish!
Oh, and forget about that whole cancer thing...I hear it's a hoax.
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5 comments:
seriously... DUH!
i figure i'm gonna die i want to die tan and happy.
How did you not know that tanning is healthy? I personally know of no one that has had any issues! haha remember that lil shop Em's sister in law owned? And those crappy lil tanning beds!? haha
You are so funny!! The only way tanning is healthy is if it comes out of a tube!
Miss your humor!
I seriously heard that commercial too the other day and had the same thoughts...screw excercising! Tanning is just the ticket I need ;) Thanks tanning beds!
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